They say, whatever creepy, weird or funny thing may happen in the world, there will definitely be a porn version of it.
We are all accustomed to porn versions of famous movies, books or historical anecdotes.
Sometimes the porn version is funnier or more epic that the original version, hehehe.
But scenarios aside, what weirdest things alone can be seen (and done) by pornstars?
When you engage in chat with pornstar, what can you ask for, if your own fantasy is limited?
Well, you can ask for pretty anything, except asking a vegan porn diva to eat a steak, maybe. Nah, that’s too much, she’s an honest working girl, no way.
Below we offer you an intro to what real pornstars have done on the set or decided to do in their freestyle videos.
Yep, those chicks can actually come up with that wild stuff you see in the movies, so beware whom you try to seduce in that hot chat with pornstar.
You may end up being seduced and thoroughly bonked in a weird way right to the point of exhaustion while that girlie won’t even sweat.
Have A Farty Party in Chat With Pornstar
Farting is an ordinary fetish, but farting with party glitter and party crackers is quite another one.
Yep, this is a real scenario of a real porn movie, and so you can hope to live it through in the chat with pornstar you like.
If you are not overly squeamish and are open to some messy but funny stuff, ask the girl to perform it.
You’ll enjoy the explosive show without enjoying the smell (if any). Perfect.
The Gape Thing
That’s more delicate stuff. Gaping is relaxation of anus to the extent it stays slightly open (like a half-open mouth).
For anal play lovers it is quite a juicy view as is, but now imagine that she is playing with that pink wet gape, like, using her fingers or toys.
The ultimate blockbuster around this thing was when one girl was masturbating and squirting her juice right into the gape of another one.
If you manage to get into chat with pornstar where two girls are available, try to talk them into this juicy little thing.
That’s more of sado-maso stuff.
Basically, the whole BDSM industry is built around getting harsh on someone, but this one is a particularly ‘ouch’ thing.
A girl on the set is wearing high heels studded with that fashionable thorns, and she kicks some unlucky chap with these thorns right into the balls of his.
Not sure you would enjoy experiencing this kind of stuff, but ask for it if you are feeling a little low.
After the show you would feel blessed you have your balls intact, and other problems will seem really small and unimportant.
Masturbate With …. (Censored)
Sorry, not sorry to write the next thing. Just please, true believers, scroll down right for the next point.
But for those, who read it, whether to ask for it in chat with pornstar is your decision solely.
Seduction of nuns is a typical stuff, often used as a gag in many harmless movies.
But using a crucifixion for masturbation is quite a daring step.
The ultimate trash of the movie depicted how a large crucifixion with the Christ figurine attached to it was pushed up the pornstar’s ass.
Not sure if you find it that much sexy and hot, but when in dark and dirty mood, try to make a pornstar repeat such a trick.
Maybe, with a smaller, slenderer crucifixion, thought.
Sex With A Tree in Chat With Pornstar (Or With A Unicorn, For That Matter)
After the previous one, this one sounds quite funny.
In some parody on the epic movie, a pornstar dressed as an elf (or was it a fairy?) fucked thoroughly with a walking tree.
The question lingers, if it was a real tree or a dressed up guy with a particularly big branch.
If the tree is unavailable in chat with pornstar, then ask her to have sex with a toy unicorn.
It will look as trippy as the tree thing, we bet.
Human Centipede (Not For Feeble Minded)
Now we move into a darker psycho realm, although with definite porn taste.
One very inventive girlie with dirty mind (as she described herself) decided to make a human centipede with her boyfriend and one of other acting girls.
The key point of the centipede was farting.
Yes, you got it right – fart into the mouth of someone eating up your ass and wait for them to pass it all on to the next in the line.
If you manage to talk someone to do it in the show for you, share their contacts with us, hehehe.
Necrophilia At Its Best
The introductory step in this genre is fucking a corpse.
Yes, dress a pornstar like a pretty dead girl, place her in morgue-like settings and you get it.
Quite morbid, but if the girl is really pretty, we all can understand that desperate guy giving it the last go before she is returned to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
This one is more advanced and risky (if performed for real).
Once a pornstar in the movie was fucking her friend (we are not told whether a male or a female one) with a strap-on in the closed coffin, supposedly buried under the ground (for some 15 minutes).
The shoot was done with help of go-pro or similar portable camera (no advertising intended).
We did not watch and just tell you what can happen on the set if a director is crazy enough.
So whether it was all for real (the actual burial, we mean) or just a promo hype attempt, we know not.
Maybe, if you do want to see something close to it in a chat with pornstar, ask for sex in the closed coffin, although positioned safely on the ground.
Just be ready to pay extra tips for that.
To tell you the truth, we’d definitely charge significant extra for this particular trick.